Revolutionary Banking Services with Council Banking

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Retroactive Fraud Prevention

After fraud occurs, we hop in a turnstile and prevent it from ever happening.

Simulated Budgets

We simulate all the budgets for you, no red pill or bullet dodging required.

Free Banking

We offer our banking completely free. No taxes, fees, charges, or strings attached!

Fantastic Loans.

Forget fees, dues, taxes, or charges. Our loans are completely free, you don't even have to pay them back for the first 5,961,600 million seconds!

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  • ✅ Easy to manage.


We've got some great numbers.


Yearly Account Balance Growth


Daily Growth

100 Billion


250 Billion


Simple and easy pricing.

Everything is free.


Everything included.


We don't accept refunds.

Frequently Asked Questions

Lots of people don't bug us with these questions. Shut up and read.

Still have questions? Too bad.

We're a bank. A really bad fake bank, but a bank.

It is more effective to have a landing page than to just have a login screen. Also I get to write jokes.

It was included with the original template, so i'm putting some dummy text here to fill the void.

That isn't a question, and the answer is no.

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